What's missing most from my Linux Craptop? Gestures

I was away for a week so couldn’t do my Linux craptop experiment.  Sorry, but I refuse to be beholden to a ten year old laptop while on travel.  So now, today, is the second day that I’m using this as my primary machine for when I’m browsing the Internet and doing things while I’m watching TV on the couch.  Yes that seems like a limited subset, but I spend a good amount of time vegging in that state so it’s not as insignificant as it seems.  I’ll have a thorough breakdown of my experiment at some point but by far the biggest nuisance I have that is driving me crazy is the lack of trackpad gestures.

When gestures first came out for laptops I thought they were mostly gimmicky, but once I had my first laptop that really had them I was hooked and didn’t know it.  Now that I’m trying to use a laptop without them I’m finding it very cumbersome.  It’s not a total loss however because this trackpad has the beginning of gestures in the form of scroll bars on the right and bottom sides.  I can simulate the scrolling to some extent which is a big part of my gestures, but it really isn’t the same thing. How did we live without gestures all this time? At least Linux Mint Mate 18 supported these limited gestures out of the box for this ancient laptop.